Greenies $ee Green…but not the bright light of common sense!

As the latest info from the front in the war against the Chicken Little Enviro crowd comes in, the cacophony of laughter from the irony is rolling across the country. It not only appears that Global Warming is a farce (at the very least man-made GW) but that the do-gooders who strapped themselves into the dork mobile known as the Prius were ‘risking’ their lives at an…ahem…greater pace than from the 50 year threat of rising tides and warming winds. Apparently the Green crowd is suing Toyota for some big green because their 100hp Prii are accelerating wildly out of control resulting in soft tissue damage. First and foremost, the words Prius and acceleration should never be in the same sentence. Even if Whole Foods was having a mega sale on Patchouli and Birkenstocks I don’t think a Prius could make the trip with any more speed than a fat kid on a big wheel going uphill on an icy street. Next, I think much of the ‘soft tissue’ damage already existed between the ears of the Hybrid crowd. Last but not least, while they can’t seem to abandon the failed notion that all of the data they’ve been fed about the warming doom has been a scam, they are quick to ditch the car and it’s maker that gave them the chance to be a part of something bigger. Let’s just hope they put the class in ‘class action’ and carpool to the lawsuit rather than fly.