Sunday, March 21, 2010

My Bromance with Paul Ryan

My Bromance with Paul Ryan
After watching the so-called ‘Health Care’ summit that was undoubtedly sponsored by the good people at Tylenol PM, I came away with two things; President Obama’s arrogance and hubris know no bounds and I am developing a slight Bromance for Paul Ryan. I say this with no desire to change my affiliation to Log Cabin Republican, but instead it is a political man-crush like the generation before claims to have had for the Kennedys.
Congressman Ryan has a quickly growing list of political battles he has fought and won recently on behalf of the American people, in and out of his district. As I think of these tick marks in his ‘W’ column, they grow in mythological worth and take the shape of the of the announcement of a champion knight entering the jousting arena…”And yea, did he defeat Barack the Mighty by standing firm on the hill, and thus did he face down mighty the Slaughter of which a rule was so named, and in turn did he take his chart of facts and stand on his beliefs on that mighty Sunday against Wasserman Schultz from the land of sun and sand.” You get the picture.
Alas, all of these stands Brave Sir Paul has made to beat back the lies and deceits of the Socialist agenda appear to be for naught. This latest round included his appearance on Fox News Sunday replete with what was referred to as his “Ross Perot” chart, as it was colorful and full of honest, common sense… which is generally frowned upon by the media. It would appear that exposing Team BO’s creative math claims that their plan would save $138 billion over ten years to the reality of spending over $600 billion to the negative is wasted breath. Regardless, thank you Paul Ryan for fighting the good fight. Time to put down my signs and ease up on the blogging…I need to go find a way to make slightly less money, work on my diet and exercise, I don’t want to have to visit Dr. Obama...or pay for anyone elses.

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